February 2009
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“Higgins put one of his “steel-like fingernails” through Bob’s scrotum.”
– Reason #476 Gorillas are better than Baboons, via the New York Times (that’s the paper of monkey scotum attack record y’all).
Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for...
Ed note: You may previously thought of Detroit Gorilla as person. But it’s more than just a really smart, hilarious and remarkably virile (not viral) person.
Detroit Gorilla is a fucking state of mind broseph.
That’s said, we are thrilled to have a recordreviews.org from our good buddy Peabs. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, has a state of mind like Peabs.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – It’s...
Many Bulbz Was Smoked That Day I Can Tell You
Scotter on Mobz.
Neon Hammer, Hammer, Carrot buzz.
Just making sure Gorilla sees this. →
Boss, totally boss.
metropotamia:
Yeah my brother and i communicate via tumblr. deal.
Wait for it... Wait... For ... it →
whatevs:
marklisanti:
Via tonight’s second-to-last installment of 12:30 Conan, the clip that ends in the saddest six words ever uttered on primetime television. That they’re delivered by the greatest child actor of this or any other generation not named Dakota Fanning makes them all the more heart-wrenching.
Genius.
Stephen Palmer’s back in Back in Spades
There’s a few things I remember about 2003. Blogs were still a newish idea, they had a lot of potential and seemed liked they might turn out to be really cool. Substitute “blog” for Back in Spades and remove any doubt about the level of cool and you’ve covered one of the other things I remember. There was also something about bold face lies to instigate a unnecessary war… I’m sure that’s...
Desperation and Inspiration Confused Again
This is a dumb idea, but far more stupid publicity stunts have been successful Also, brings me to my favorite tangent — making art and entertainment a viable living. (I’m like a younger, thin, be-donged Sally Struthers, “For just pennies a day, you can feed a hopeless, miserable band that today is stuck in Iowa until their van gets fixed.”) We all remember the U2 iPod,...
It's Like I never left.
Probably because in point of fact, I’ve been sitting in the same seat for over a year.