June 2009
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Things Money Can Buy #8
Eighth in a series of awesome, ridiculous or ridiculously awesome things you can buy on the Internet. For the asshole who has everything, but doesn’t neccessarily have everything in a single entertainment center we offer the Man Wall. Never have I wanted so badly to be a rich asshole with $15,000 buring a hole in my pocket instead of a run-of-the-mill douchbag. The Man Wall Features: ...
Jun 30th
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Somewhere a "Just for Men" PR executive is praying...
(via metropotamia) I made this joke to Mrs Gorilla last night, it’s like we have ESPN or something.
Jun 29th
Tribute (Detroit Edition):
growingpangs: If we can put a Wings jersey on the Spirit of Detroit, why not a sequined glove on the fist? The answer is because fisting and Michael Jackson has a horrible connotation — besides, Michael’s from Gary — maybe they can dress the US Steel smokestacks in a red zipper jacket instead.
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Hey Columbia, How about these Money Balls?
Animated stats-gurus, Demitri Martin as the brilliant upstart, Brad Pitt as the failed baseball prospect turned the steamy hottt General Manager American ladies want to fuck, effing Soderbest, David Justice as David Justice, Source material by MR. TABITHA SOREN! I ask you, how could that possibly fail to have a positive ROI?
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Most impressive
It’s like Peabs 2.0.
Jun 18th
Listen“Learned from the Best” - The Prime...
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A fun little game
So you’re sitting around the house on a dreary weekend and you’ve got nothing to do. I got the fix. 1. You turn the old tube to the food network. 2. In your head or out loud if you prefer follow every sentance of the host with, “like my vagina.” It will keep you occupied for an episode or two and you also probably start eating less.          
Jun 14th
Dead Wings, Dead Weather and We all Die a Little...
I wasn’t feeling it all last night. In 2006 I agonized over every pitch and then every error. In 2005 I believed fully they were in control until Big Shot Bob’s 3 went through the net — I couldn’t get to sleep for hours after I shut off the TV But last night, I couldn’t make up my mind if I was going to go out, even though it was a great night to be sitting...
Jun 13th
Listenholysoul: Gil Scott-Heron-We Almost Lost...
Jun 13th
Reblog with the first Cd you ever owned.
My Mom and Dad had a CD player before I did, but when I got one I rode my bike to Harmony House and bought Into The Great Wide Open — Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.  I guess that would have been September 1991  — about two weeks after “Smells Like Teen Spirit” came out. wellrespected: offnotesnotes: gm: raptoravatar: douglasmartini: yourfavoriteredhead: ...
Jun 12th
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80% of Indie Record Store Customers Make Up...
“Four out of five independent music store customers cite a recommendation of a friend as being an important factor in a purchase, according to a survey conducted by the Association of Independent Music Stores (AIMS)” 78% also say they read Pitchfork, but they added mostly just for pictures of Murph and because of an overwhelming compulsion to one day understand the true difference of...
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
My new chanteuse crush ...
growingpangs: … meet Leah Diehl of Michigan’s Lightning Love. Total cuteness and a fun voice. Listen to Lightning Love’s “Everyone I Know.” (Relax, Jenny Lewis, you’ll always be faves.) Ollie getting home sick.
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
Listen holysoul: Al Green-I’m A Ram
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
“I will be tuning out of the social networking sites because at the end of the...”
– Trent Reznor (via goldenfiddle) Early adopter gives up… I wonder how he’ll play Mob Wars now?
Jun 11th
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Best twats eva'
Are you following ‘did it leak yet?’ ‘Cuz you should.   The Raveonettes are also trying a little experiment where they link to the demos for their new album on twitter.  They are actively seeking feedback, so feel free to tell them that I said the wall of sound chorus really worked well with the song.  Also, while I hope the final mix will keep that vibe, they could  tone...
Jun 10th
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Listen“Easy” - Deer Tick
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Microsoft introduces new iPhone Killer
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WatchWatch
“It was the most fun we’ve had in a long time.” Again proving my point that Cleveland and Christian education are lame.
Jun 4th
Cancel the Stanley Cup
Theo’s jazz funk-jazz combo is playing at 9:30 Thursday at The N’Namdi Arts Center for a Midsummer Night’s in Motown. Don’t worry I never heard of the event or the venue either.
Jun 4th
Will They Make A Nike Commercial Out Of That? →
I think Leaf’s comment is funny because I don’t like Cleveland or pretty much anything from Ohio that isn’t named Chris Spielman or Chuck Woodson. But there are plenty of winners in sports and entertainment who are a moment (Dances with Wolves, ‘04 Pistons) and plenty of losers who still manage to define a moment (Good Fellas, 4 x Buffalo Bills are bigger in my...
Jun 1st
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