03/05/2009
Eastside Gossip
Jackson Smith and Meg White are going to get married.
That’s a bit of cradle robbing on Meg’s part… typical drummer.
The report is they’re getting married in Nashville.
I think they should have got married at the Grosse Pointe Yacht Club Dave Ghrol stizz, because this is definitely the kind of event you want to crash.
The groomsmen were Keith Richards, Annie Liebowitz and the ashes of Alan Ginsberg. The bridesmaids were the remaining Carter Sisters, Jean Paul Gaultier and the Ghost of Robert Johnson (who annoyingly moaned through the entire ceremony).
In all seriousness, their combined record collection is probably awesome.
Text posted at 14:15
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