06/05/2009
America for the Winners by the Winners
I think every major city in America should have to elect a member of the 1976 NBA All-Star Team Mayor for 3 months.
I mean, it only makes sense. If we don’t even the playing field… ahh… I mean it just wouldn’t be fair to handle things any other way.
Jo Jo White. Mayor of Boston.
Hamtramck’s own maize and blue master Rudy “I got punched very hard” Tomjanovich, mayor of Houston (that could proabably happen).
Doug Collins, mayor of Phoenix. Sorry Phoenix, you fucked.
George Gervin, Dr. J and David Thompson are all obviously inelligable because the ABA merger didn’t take place until the following year.
Gervin will just have to settle for serving gumbo to Federov in a world where Tyra Banks doesn’t suck, Barry Sanders plays football and it’s 1997 for ever and ever.
Text posted at 08:44
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