19/05/2009

Things Money Can Buy #5

Fifth in a series of awesome, ridiculous or ridiculously awesome things you can buy on the Internet.

The economy has been hard on everyone.  It’s been months since you’ve had work.  In fact, you’ve kind of given up looking.  You just get up everyday, drink a case of Natty Lite and let your beard grow.

Then it hits you.  “I kind of look like Jesus.”

And people love Jesus.

Especially when he’s playing sports.  Or just hanging out with a broom.

Nortre Dame sucks. I AM TOUCHDOWN JESUS.Jesus calls his shot.

In fact, why wouldn’t they want to pay $70 for a large photo of you printed on canvas no less, kind of looking like Jesus and playing sports?

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe we’ve found the solution to our financial crisis.

Thank you Jesus and also, dude who looks a little bit like Jesus.

RADICAL!Jesus has a broom, but does he have a Green Card?Golf with snow on the groun!?! Jesus are you crazy?

Text posted at 10:40

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