30/06/2009
Things Money Can Buy #8
Eighth in a series of awesome, ridiculous or ridiculously awesome things you can buy on the Internet.
For the asshole who has everything, but doesn’t neccessarily have everything in a single entertainment center we offer the Man Wall.
Never have I wanted so badly to be a rich asshole with $15,000 buring a hole in my pocket instead of a run-of-the-mill douchbag.
The Man Wall Features:
-A 52” tv and two 26” so that you can realize your life-long dream of watching sports, porn while playing video games.
-1200 watt surround sound system with iPod dock and 5-disk dvd changer because vinyl is for douchebags and this puppy’s for assholes.
-A built in kegerator for getting ripped and wine rack for impressing other assholes who presumably sniff a lot of cork (wink, wink).
-Two built in humidor’s just in case anyone questions your asshole credentials.
-A microwave, because assholes love Hot Pockets and hate walking to the kitchen in the next wing.
-A built in computer to power the sports ticker up top, because with only 3 TVs, you might miss a score.
Text posted at 14:18
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