20/08/2009

What? These blogs don’t pay for themselves.  And yes, those are euros — the Slovak Mafia eschews dollars. You didn’t know blogging was controled by the Slovak mob? Then you have a lot to learn about the interwebs. Like did you know email is controlled by the gay illuminati? No, actually there’s no point in telling you their names… they’re the gay illuminati, they are bigger than names — they self identify with ellaborate gestures. No, not like a crazy mesh shirt, like signals and shit… you know like lazers and ESP. How do I know they are gay and not just like hetero illuminati? Umm, just trust me. Why would I be worried about repercussions?  Cool people don’t even read blogs. (via yimmyayo)

What?

These blogs don’t pay for themselves.  And yes, those are euros — the Slovak Mafia eschews dollars.

You didn’t know blogging was controled by the Slovak mob?

Then you have a lot to learn about the interwebs.

Like did you know email is controlled by the gay illuminati?

No, actually there’s no point in telling you their names… they’re the gay illuminati, they are bigger than names — they self identify with ellaborate gestures.

No, not like a crazy mesh shirt, like signals and shit… you know like lazers and ESP.

How do I know they are gay and not just like hetero illuminati? Umm, just trust me.

Why would I be worried about repercussions?  Cool people don’t even read blogs.

(via yimmyayo)

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