09/09/2009

While less well known than 6-6-6, the number of the beast, 9-9-9 is actually the number of the beast’s accountant. The satanic actuarial who’s name fills the Christian apocrypha with dasterdly tales of infinite loss sheets and libalities that often require the repossesion of soul is known by many names, many of which best not be spake by human tounges.  But if your heart is pure and your finances in order (including full retention of personal records going back 7-years) you may call him Gary.

While less well known than 6-6-6, the number of the beast, 9-9-9 is actually the number of the beast’s accountant.

The satanic actuarial who’s name fills the Christian apocrypha with dasterdly tales of infinite loss sheets and libalities that often require the repossesion of soul is known by many names, many of which best not be spake by human tounges.  But if your heart is pure and your finances in order (including full retention of personal records going back 7-years) you may call him Gary.

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