04/12/2009

Man of the Millennium

Darryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins claimed to be an alien from planet Lovetron where he spent off-season practicing “interplanetary funkmanship” and where his girlfriend Juicy Lucy still lived.

He also named his dunks things like:

  1. The Chocolate-Thunder-FlyingRobinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam-I-Am Jam
  2. In Your Face Disgrace
  3. The Go-rilla
  4. Earthquaker Shaker
  5. Candyslam
  6. Dunk You Very Much
  7. Look Out Below
  8. Yo Mama
  9. Turbo Sexophonic Delight
  10. Rim Wrecker
  11. Greyhound Bus (went coast-to-coast)
  12. Cover Your Head
  13. Spine Chiller Supreme

Text posted at 10:21

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