19/12/2009
“You there, boy! What day is today?”
“Today, sir? Why today is Cranksgiving.”
“Then i haven’t missed it! The spirits did it all one night. Oh happy day. I will, I will honor Cranksgiving in my heart. I will live all day, all year like Asian gangsters have stolen my heart and I only have hours to seek my bloody vengeance. Boy, go and fetch me a tray of hoagies, the largest the shopkeep has, that I may celebrate and drink mulled Sparks.”
Merry Cranksgiving. May the spirit of Chev Chelios kick you and your children in the face with happiness.
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