Pretend it’s 2002 and blogs are bovs. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7651831-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @detroitgorilla)http://detroitgorilla.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymq0mu0lp1qktxslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT?</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17282299379http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17282299379Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:14:58 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz30dvCHWe1qzqwamo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://threadlessrules.com/post/17266421834/score-king-pong-ping-kong-by-karim-zaouai-right">threadless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Score <a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/400123/KING_PONG_PING_KONG?utm_medium=social_profile&utm_source=tumblr.com">KING PONG-PING KONG</a> by <a href="http://www.threadless.com/profile/569008/chubzy?utm_medium=social_profile&utm_source=tumblr.com">Karim Zaouai</a> right now! It’s the only way to save the girl!</p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17275410280http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17275410280Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:10:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rLEDZmRaOMY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurenashleybishop.tumblr.com/post/17270431512">laurenashleybishop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <h6 class="uiStreamMessage"><span class="messageBody">please meet my new hero.</span></h6> <div><span class="messageBody"><br/></span></div> <div class="mvm uiStreamAttachments clearfix"> <div class="UIImageBlock clearfix"></div> </div> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17275219197http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17275219197Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:06:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3a9wf1JI1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Area man gets into pointless fight with barbecue place not named Slows.</p> <p>Try the brisket by the way.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17273772200http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17273772200Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:32:20 -0500Rub PubBarbecueRootbeertry the brisketSpeaking of Detroit in the Super Bowl Chrysler ad yesterday Eastwood said, “What’s true...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17152891695http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17152891695Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:03:00 -0500detroitchryslerclint eastwoodWill Ferrell's Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Spot: nickkroll: i love that this super bowl ad only aired...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17152622132http://detroitgorilla.com/post/17152622132Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:50:25 -0500Robert Reich: America's Jobs Deficit, and Why It's Still More Important than the Budget Deficit:...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16992621704http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16992621704Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:00:40 -0500Tom Brady never fartedSuper BowlAmericarobert reichEli Manning fartsuniversity of michiganUMMichiganAnn ArborTagsRize of the Fenix: “When the Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb…”http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16982011702http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16982011702Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:08:00 -0500tenacious drise of the fenix<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrzlvznr61qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><img height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SQvBZk9tZtI/AAAAAAAAJXA/ud3nlx4han8/s400/martin-van-buren.png" width="254"/></p> <p>I was sent two separate Martin Van Buren pictures today.</p> <p>Good to know people haven’t forgotten <a href="http://8thpresindahouse.blogspot.com/2004/06/what-i-would-recommend-based-on.html" target="_blank">the old Wit and Wisdom blog</a> I wrote during the 2004 election. </p> <p>I GO UPTOWN. I COME BACK HOME. JUST. ME. MYSELF. AND MY MICROPHONE</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16924867813http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16924867813Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:08:19 -0500Martin Van Burenold blogshe loved old school hip hop<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqbt9Yqzr1qzwp8uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Blowout bands are up, somebody read this list to me… I’m waiting</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16874551108http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16874551108Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:36:45 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydkjeDrfK1qay9wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatshowdowns.com/post/16871555460/aint-no-rules-says-a-dog-cant-play-basketball">scottlava</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<span>Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t play basketball.</span><span>”</span></p> </blockquote> <p>For peabs</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16874486955http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16874486955Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:35:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vMt_0WVx9XE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Swedish iPhone guitar voodoo.</p> <p>MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE BUMBLEFOOT!!!!!</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16865649208http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16865649208Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:32:00 -0500gear porntc electronicstone printsmart phoneappsBumblefoot““…you are listening to two things: a record that’s very good, and/or a...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16863345866http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16863345866Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:06:26 -0500tune-yardsklostermangrantland<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16863317339/tumblr_lymlw1lRZc1qzgeq1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timheidecker.tumblr.com/post/16770813076/madonnas-super-bowl-song-leaked">timheidecker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked. </p> <p><img height="300" id="il_fi" src="http://123madonna.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/5-2.jpg" width="300"/></p> </div> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16863317339http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16863317339Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:05:13 -0500Download my new EP. It's free.: Word heyitsmister: Reblog it, tweet it, like it, etc.  The first...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16821003966http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16821003966Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:57:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fD12wH9En6s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span> <div> <p>Blunderbuss?</p> <p><span><a href="http://www.jackwhiteiii.com/" target="_blank">What is the oldest, most ridiculous firearm Jack White could think of Alex?</a></span></p> <p><a href="http://www.jackwhiteiii.com/" target="_blank">Do we have to call him Tre’ now too?</a></p> <p>Sure you could hunt deer with a rifle if you buy into the bullshit that is the helical groove, but you’d be denying yourself the warmth and humanity of killing an animal like a 17th century Portuguese Marine as God intended.</p> </div> </span></p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16817296636http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16817296636Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:42:17 -0500jack whitewhite stripesBlunerbussThis is what passes for a post around here, I copied and pasted this from the Electric Six...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16762878180http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16762878180Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:04:00 -0500electric 6live album<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyl4lkcvW51qzpeobo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bossmangraphics.tumblr.com/post/16728467902/poster-for-the-electric-sixs-upcoming-live" class="tumblr_blog">bossmangraphics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Poster for the <a href="http://www.electricsix.com/">Electric Six</a>’s upcoming live shows/recording.</p></blockquote> <p>Boom sauce</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16739160209http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16739160209Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:51:23 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BO89U2feh3g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Frank Zappa - “Norwegian Wood”</p> <p>Live at the Royal Oak Music Theater, 1988</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16593160500http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16593160500Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:48:12 -0500frank zappaRoyal Oak Music TheaterDetroitMichiganBeatles<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh3ne6Nch1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2 class="username"><span class="js-username"><span class="screen-name"><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/grahamorama" target="_blank"><del>@</del>grahamorama</a> invented a sweet new meme.</span></span></h2> <p>Sad Obama.</p> <p>Like, Mr President, what do you think of these gluten free cookies?</p> <p>Or</p> <p><span>Mr. President, I got you the deluxe edition of Lulu for Christmas!</span></p> <p><span>Or </span></p> <p><span>Mr. President Morrissey wrote you another letter about zoos.</span></p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16590869844http://detroitgorilla.com/post/16590869844Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:02:02 -0500Sad ObamaOBAMA!morrisseyLuluMetalicaGluten free