Pretend it’s 2002 and blogs are bovs. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7651831-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @detroitgorilla)http://detroitgorilla.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80w9yuQYo1qzo9gco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FWA.</p> <p><a href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/1044111068">evangotlib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onefootinthegrave.tumblr.com/post/1044097862/notthatkindagay-yousoldtheworld-i-have-no">onefootinthegrave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/1043434655/yousoldtheworld-i-have-no-idea-why-this-exists">notthatkindagay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yousoldtheworld.tumblr.com/post/1042794360/i-have-no-idea-why-this-exists-but-it-made-me">yousoldtheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have no idea why this exists, but it made me choke on my cantaloupe.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>My keyboard is now covered with the water I was drinking as this post popped into my screen.  Well played internet, well played.</p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1052965852http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1052965852Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:00:00 -0400FWA viahttp://detroitgorilla.com/post/1049232588http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1049232588Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:47:06 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l831ibEEjt1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Congrats to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.daleearnhardtjrjr.com/">Dale Earnhardt jr jr</a> on being the 11th best new band of 2010 according to Stereogum.  The band is currently on tour, but will be back in Detroit soon for dates, so know one here will probably realize they were gone.</p> <p>Tame Impala is 32 on the list… but that might just be the publishing <a target="_blank" href="http://www.buzz-media.com/properties/">execs </a>trying to gain a little cred by not placing a band people have heard of too high on the list… that record is more than 32 awesome though imho.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1049104994http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1049104994Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:15:47 -0400dale earnhardt jr jr<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zd71rDll1qzrunuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This reminds me, Peabs and I have not had a taco eating contest in quite some time.  In spite of the fact that he never eats, or perhaps because he never eats, Peabs always wins. His strategy to build an early 1 taco lead and then just keep pace is really difficult to beat.</p> <p>Also, when you show up at T-Bell and order about 40 tacos… don’t expect that many free smiles.</p> <p><a href="http://albumtacos.tumblr.com/post/1044447977/pschlieter-my-contribution-to-album-tacos">albumtacos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pschlieter.tumblr.com/post/1038179488/my-contribution-to-album-tacos">pschlieter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my contribution to <a href="http://albumtacos.tumblr.com">album tacos</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1048592123http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1048592123Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:00:00 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82milehIU1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bump is calling it a career. </p> <p>The first show in the farewell tour (which is an actual tour, not just two local dates a month apart) is this Friday and the last is October 2 at the Magic Stick.</p> <p>Also, just a hint to the mint, if you need really talented musicians with oodles of touring experience for your project… I’d start calling some of these guys before they get too busy.  Face melters.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1047901990http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1047901990Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:51:57 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IRjY6x0YuQY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IRjY6x0YuQY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://banksy.co.uk/outdoors/outuk/horizontal_1.htm">Banksy vs. the Crown.</a></p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1043756000http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1043756000Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:47:00 -0400banksyroyal familydrugsdirty hippies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zf4kxpnW1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SOLD OUT!!!!!!!</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1042067623http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1042067623Tue, 31 Aug 2010 08:00:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yvzfuDvo1qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>from the New York Times.</p> <p>That’s the paper of record, you Ninjas should try reading it once in a while so you don’t end up a dumb bitch-ass.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1036788620http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1036788620Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:26:02 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rrj4ACuY1qzwp8uo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is this gay(er) Puerto Rican fashion designing version of my friend Zach the greatest TV character of all time?</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1020719873http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1020719873Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:00:00 -0400<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uYGjIjbtKuM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uYGjIjbtKuM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m confused did they run this song through the Jack Johnsonator or the Ray Lamontagne-5000?</p> <p>My guess is they went JJ Casuals, because otherwise I think the guy would have a beard.</p> <p><a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/1012034593/fight-for-your-right-to-party-by-ryan-merry">copycats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Fight For Your Right To Party by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/MerrySox">Ryan Merry</a></strong><br/>originally by the Beastie Boys. Based on the cover by Erick Baker.</p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1020264826http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1020264826Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400PartyNOT WKBUT WK IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS DOUCHE!I KNOW BUT IT IS STILL NOT WK<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qrdmhVGh1qbrk99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I knew this dude once with Gyros for fingers, no foolin’</p> <p><a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/1012545157">steveagee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ebpearce.tumblr.com/post/1012478257/draw-a-pirate-with-tacos-for-arms-thar-be-a">ebpearce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“draw a pirate with tacos for arms!”</span></p> <p><span>thar be a curse on those tacos!!!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Did I ask Erin to draw a pirate with taco arms?  Yes! </p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1019419260http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1019419260Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:00:00 -0400Obvs!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ro0cRCB61qzyfvyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://growingpangs.tumblr.com/">growingpangs</a>)</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1014811012http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1014811012Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:06:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qpo6VeNF1qz75z5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whatevs.tumblr.com/post/1012312954/carmen-harlan-is-dead-to-me-viva-lafayette">whatevs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Carmen Harlan is dead to me. Viva Lafayette!</p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1014308743http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1014308743Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:39:03 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7q1or3hjL1qzwp8uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am resigned.</p> <p>And I recommend it for anyone like me.</p> <p>It’s completely freeing and should make the fall far more enjoyable.</p> <p>To hit 8, these shoes will have to lead the team to near 40 pts per game in the Big 10.  Which means their end of year average should actually be north of 40 pts per game (which is more than 10 over what their potent offense did last year).</p> <p>That’s pretty much the best scenario… basically watching the Cincinnati v. Pitt game every week, but caring about the 25 lead changes per game.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1013991116http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1013991116Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:00:00 -0400“They also spelled Grosse Pointe wrong in the John Hughes section” said the guy who...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1011527080http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1011527080Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:39:48 -0400American Mars - Augie&Korin - Citizen Smile - Conspiricy Of Owls - Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jr -...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1010581984http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1010581984Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:11:00 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7eojybaW01qzwp8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This Friday, Smalls in Hamtramck is hosting Ned Coho’s Family Awesome Fest.</p> <p>Be there and be awesome.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1008559686http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1008559686Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:00:00 -0400family awesome festThis site is awesome.: You may have seen it pop up on the links last week, but if you haven’t...http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1003565970http://detroitgorilla.com/post/1003565970Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:08:00 -0400meat counter madness<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7m7fafWDw1qay78vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New one out this holiday season.  BOOM!!</p> <p><a href="http://fatshawnkemp.com/post/998763822/vintage-nba-jam-ad">fatshawnkemp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>vintage NBA JAM ad</p> </blockquote>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/999627224http://detroitgorilla.com/post/999627224Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:40:24 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/31wqGwSfd_E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/31wqGwSfd_E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Jasper and JRC are giving a demo at the CAID tonight after FAF.</p>http://detroitgorilla.com/post/978818083http://detroitgorilla.com/post/978818083Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:00:00 -0400eat this turkeyDUDES!fucking awesome fest